Friday, May 1, 2009

The Department of Redundancy Dept. Meeting Event

The Department of Redundancy Department

RE: The reason for meeting.

The Department of Redundancy Department will be having its secondary contingency meeting to be held at the beginning of the week on Monday at 8:00AM in the morning at which time the meeting will take place and begin.

The agenda includes the items that will be under discussion for further review upon consideration of the assembled in the case of a quorum or for a simple vote providing enough members attend to properly conduct the business at hand.

We ask that those planning to attend RSVP ASAP to ID any VIP who may otherwise be MIA. We would not want anyone of preeminence to go unnoticed and not be accounted for, as this would diminish their eminence.

Please review, peruse, and double-check the material to be discussed beforehand so that everyone is fully prepared and ready to discuss and dialogue the entire spectrum of the plethora of myriad items of interest. This must be done before the meeting. Please plan ahead.

The meeting will be held in the great grand ballroom of the Courtyard Hotel. Please note and take notice that this represents a change of previous location and venue in that this is no longer outdoors to accommodate those in opposition to allergic conditions of the general air quality of the previous location which was the great grand courtyard of the Ballroom Hotel.

The meeting will be catered and food served a la carte for the menu of the meeting. The main dish entrée will be roast beef with au jus.